This is the boring "small print", so I'll try to make it as painless as possible.

Cleanliness, mutual respect and discretion are of paramount importance. 

The service I offer is for ladies only (even if a husband / partner is watching).

I do not discriminate on the grounds of size, shape, age, race or religion (minimum age 20 - there is no top age limit). I aim to treat all my clients with equal respect and I expect the same in return. As such, I expect cleanliness (especially teeth and general aural hygiene as well as cleanliness in the genital region) and freedom from communicable disease. I do the same. In the interests of my health and the health of my clients, I have regular checks at the Sexual Health Clinic and I reserve the right to terminate a booking if there is any doubt about your freedom from a communicable disease or illness (whether proven or not). I always use protection if intimate contact is likely to occur.

I mentioned earlier that I am a non-smoker. Well, there's more to it than that - tobacco smoke makes me ill (I won't bother you with the details here). If you are a smoker, I am willing to meet you as long as I can't smell or taste tobacco smoke on you or in your home. If you can arrange that, I will willingly meet you. If you want to light up at any stage, that will mark the end our booking!

I am very willing to meet ladies with a disability as long as it is safe for you to receive a massage of this sort. If you are in any doubt, it may be appropriate for you to discuss this with your doctor before making a booking. If you feel you would like a chaperone, you are welcome to have your care-worker or a trusted friend with you.

I am also very willing to meet business women. I understand that you need to be very dedicated to your work, and there may not be room in your schedule for relationships or home comforts, so you need to arrange your physical contact and companionship in other ways. Please give me a call.

Payment is to be made in full, in cash within the first ten minutes of us meeting. If within that time either of us feels that we will not "gel" together, the meeting may be terminated at that point.

It is worth adding a reminder at this stage that we are embarking upon a business arrangement. Although our first meeting will have similarities to a blind date, we will NOT be aiming to start an emotional relationship. You are paying for my time and companionship. Although friendship may develop, it will always remain secondary to the business arrangement that we are both agreeing to. Having said that, I will certainly do my best for you every time we meet, and it is up to both of us to make our times together as pleasurable as possible! 

You will have noticed that my face is not visible in the photos. This is for our mutual protection and privacy.

There, that wasn't too painful, was it?

I hope to see you soon. Bye for now.

Steve. xx